Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

I want what you want so I want a cow

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description