Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval