The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?