The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button