At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
