Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent
People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
