A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own