As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
