Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…