Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes