I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
