We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

I have an idea: I have no idea