There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death