When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
