I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
