Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
