At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

There is no Status quo But there is Status

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…