We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food