Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you