You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace