John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface