When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed
You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come
