We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored