The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother