Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
