America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking