It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized