You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

The less you need to control the more powerful you