In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack