Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
The less you need to control the more powerful you
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
