How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;