It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

“The human body generates more bio…

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy