Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…