Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so