When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself