I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
