Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone