If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works