Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)