Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other