We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
