You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
