Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

I risked loss And lost; I win

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy