You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
