You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish