My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going