Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
Mating For Life Saved My
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking