It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes