Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them