When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life