I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
