Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
