Dreams don’t come true; They are true

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock