I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come