Don’t Tell Me, You’re One of Those People Who Believe in Saying What You Want
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won